This one came across the wires a couple of days ago, and I've been noodling what to do with it. Bottom line: This is the funniest f'ing thing I've seen in years, present site included. Reminiscent of the first-ever Dooferbook entry, The Three Stages Of A Man's Life

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A Short Story

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess “will you marry me”?
The Princess said NO.
The Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and fucked gorgeous big breasted broads and hunted and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank tequila, rum, whiskey & beer and and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and ate many pussies and ass fucked cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was fucking cool as hell and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.

The end

The website Live Science once again finds itself on the tip of the spear when it comes to revolutionary scientific discovery and investigation. You may recall the story a while back about monster sharks putting fighter pilots to shame; today's headline is even more cutting edge: 

Sperm Prefer Attractive Females 

And I thought Dooferbook was a waste of bandwidth...