Last February we reported on a TV commercial featuring amateurish CGI animals choosing to do themselves in rather than face life on a planet Earth rapidly morphing into Thunderdome - thanks of course to man-made Global Warming. The 60-sec. bit starred a chimp, a kangaroo, and what now seems to be the GW lobby's cause celeb - the polar bear, all using creative ways to off themselves.  Evidently they had enough of these bears left over for a new GW group, www.planestupid.com  (a bunch of nuts who want to ban aviation),  to make a new shock ad featuring last winter's survivors yet again snuffing it, this time by hurtling themselves off of skyscrapers. Where's ManBearPig when you need him?

Conspiracy theories aside, the US govt. is now the majority stakeholder in GM with a 60% interest in the company. GM is considered one of the worst offenders by the global warming lobby (the ManBearPigs), as much of what GM produces involves more than four cylinders and runs on fossil fuels. With the new Administration and Congress committed to "ending global warming", GM as a corporation will most likely emerge from bankruptcy unrecognizable from its present form.

What's at stake? SUV's, pick-ups and other 'gas-guzzling' models that don't pass environmentalist muster. My guess is we've seen the last of GM-produced V-8's for the consumer market. Worse, the govt. now controls GM parts for existing models. Don't be surprised if the new owners of the corporation pull what they tried to pull with the surplus DOD ammo a few months back. What better way to further their agenda than shutting down the parts supply for those big, awful, environment-destroying Escalades, Yukons and Tahoes?

Think I'm nuts? Look at who's running GM these days:

 Related:

 ManBearPig at it again

 The Deadly Consequence of Global Warming

 Breaking News!

Not to be outdone by groups like PETA, this one comes courtesy of Quercus (Latin for "oak"),  a Portuguese tree-hugging oufit. Obvious  disciples of ManBearPig - aka Al Gore and his merry band of fantasy scientists - Quercus released this commercial a few months ago to rave reviews among the world's  liberal elite.

Note the director's vision of a near-apocalyptic world caused by global warming, a world where animals have devolved into so desperate a state of mutantcy they have no other choice than to do themselves in. After seeing the animation a couple of times though, I'd argue their mutant appearance is due more to the poor 3d modeling and texturing skills of the production team than to global warming!

Al Gore - aka "ManBearPig"- has been busy rewriting world history. Gore argues that Mayan civilization became a victim of its own environmental excesses and destroyed itself.

Below is an except from his daily blog :

 "New study suggests the Mayan civilization might have collapsed due to environmental disasters"

Let's point a few things about the Mayans that Gore obviously doesn't get. First off, the Mayans are quite alive (and have been since the days of Cortez), although with smallpox, syphillus and other epidemics, one could argue that they haven't always been well. Yes, their pre-Colombian ways changed as they were assimilated into Western civilization, but the Mayans are still cranking out crummy tapestries, rope hammocks and mystical reproductions of their ancient calendars. They peddle these things in new age 'wisdom' shops around the world and sell kick-ass dope to beach-goers who visit the Yucatan.

So what was this great environmental disaster? Gore cites the following from environmental archaeologist Kitty Emery of the Florida Museum of Natural History:

[Their] ecosystems were destroyed by mismanagement or were transformed by global climatic shifts, the depletion of agricultural and wild foods eventually contributed to the failure of the Maya sociopolitical system."

The Yucatan is an immensely fertile region that will grow anything (ref. beach-goers above). Spanish colonial settlement in the Yucatan in the wake of Cortez was huge, and while the New Worlders in Mexico faced many obstacles, food isn't mentioned as one of them. In gardening terms, the Yucatan is Zone 11, Jamestown Zone 7 and Plymouth is barely Zone 6. All sorts of shit will grow in Zone 11 as evidenced by the lush jungle that covers the bulk of the region. But none of this seems to matter with Gore.

"As we move towards solving the climate crisis, we need to remember the consequences to civilizations that refused to take environmental concerns seriously."

This last line is utterly ridiculous and testifies to the wanton disregard of the historical record by revisionists like Gore. Usually these people take the other end of the debate and put the whole blame on Colombus for the decline of the New World indians. So which is it?

The South Park guys rule! Unlike any other production studio, they decided to make all of their epidsodes available free online. Now you can watch all the classics on your computer wherever and whenever you want -- the total antithesis  of those assholes over at the RIAA who spend their time suing grandmothers for illegally downloaded music. (Picture is from Season 10 lampooning Al Gore and his environmental crap)

Link to South Park Studios