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21
Jan
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Obama gets some pumped up kicks!

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Spike Lee obviously knows some powerful people in high positions - namely, the marketing department at Nike, who sent the actor/producer a pair their new Air Jordan Bordeauxs to present to our beloved CINC. The as yet unreleased retro-style Jordans will sell for a whopping $175, and are sure to set off another round of riots once they hit the stores in the hood.

Brilliant move on Nike's part though, considering what a role model we've been told he is ad infinitum!

 

 

17
Jan
2

Bin Laden raid debunked

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[Ed note: I may be cynical, but I'll go with this version until proven otherwise....]

This is excellent, and it came directly to me from a Navy Seal friend.  It is so specifically detailed that I cannot believe that it is not accurate.  I haven't made any attempts to check out the accuracy, but this seems to be so specifically detailed that I must pass it on.



Seals tell of killing Bin Laden

Upset by the official account, US Navy Seals commandos reveal the truth of the raid that killed Osama Bin Laden, nicknames and all.

Osama Bin Laden was killed within 90 seconds of the US Navy Seals landing in his compound and not after a protracted gun battle, according to the first account by the men who carried out the raid. The operation was so clinical that only 12 bullets were fired.

The Seals have spoken out because they were angered at the version given by politicians, which they see as portraying them as cold-blooded murderers on a "kill mission". They were also shocked that President Barack Obama announced Bin Laden's death on television the same evening, rendering useless much of the intelligence they had seized.

Chuck Pfarrer, a former commander of Seal Team 6, which conducted the operation, has interviewed many of those who took part for a book, Seal Target Geronimo, to be published in the US this week.

The Seals' own accounts differ from the White House version, which gave the impression that Bin Laden was killed at the end of the operation rather than in its opening seconds. Pfarrer insists Bin Laden would have been captured had he surrendered."There isn't a politician in the world who could resist trying to take credit for getting Bin Laden but it devalued the 'intel' and gave time for every other Al-Qaeda leader to scurry to another bolthole," said Pfarrer."The men who did this and their valorous act deserve better. It's a pretty shabby way to treat these guys."

The first hint of the mission came in January last year when the team's commanding officer was called to a meeting at the headquarters of joint special operations command. The meeting was held in a soundproof bunker three storeys below ground with his boss, Admiral William McRaven, and a CIA officer.

They told him a walled compound in Pakistan had been under surveillance for a couple of weeks. They were certain a high-value individual was inside and needed a plan to present to the president.

It had to be someone important."So is this Bert or Ernie?" he asked. The Seals' nicknames for Bin Laden and his deputy Ayman al-Zawahiri are a reference to two Muppets in Sesame Street, one tall and thin and the other short and fat."We have a voice print," said the CIA officer,"and we're 60% or 70% certain it's our guy." McRaven added that a reconnaissance satellite had measured the target's shadow. "Over 6ft tall."

When McRaven added they would use Ghost Hawk helicopters, the team leader had no doubt."These are the most classified, sophisticated stealth helicopters ever developed," said Pfarrer."They are kept in locked hangars and fly so quiet we call it 'whisper mode'."

Over the next couple of months a plan was hatched. A mock-up of the compound was built at Tall Pines, an army facility in a national forest somewhere in the eastern US.

Four reconnaissance satellites were placed in orbit over the compound, sending back video and communications intercepts. A tall figure seen walking up and down was named"the Pacer".

Obama gave the go-ahead and Seal Team 6, known as the Jedi, was deployed to Afghanistan . The White House cancelled plans to provide air cover using jet fighters, fearing this might endanger relations with Pakistan .

Sending in the Ghost Hawks without air cover was considered too risky so the Seals had to use older Stealth Hawks. A Prowler electronic warfare aircraft from the carrier USS Carl Vinson was used to jam Pakistan 's radar and create decoy targets.

Operation Neptune's Spear was initially planned for April 30 but bad weather delayed it until May 1, a moonless night. The commandos flew on two Stealth Hawks, codenamed Razor 1 and 2, followed by two Chinooks five minutes behind, known as"Command Bird" and the"gun platform". On board, each Seal was clad in body armour and nightvision goggles and equipped with laser targets, radios and sawn-off M4 rifles. They were expecting up to 30 people in the main house, including Bin Laden and three of his wives, two sons, Khalid and Hamza, his courier, Abu Ahmed al- Kuwaiti, four bodyguards and a number of children. At 56 minutes past midnight the compound came into sight and the code "Palm Beach" signalled three minutes to landing.

Razor 1 hovered above the main house, a three-storey building where Bin Laden lived on the top floor. Twelve Seals abseiled the 5ft-6ft down ontothe roof and then jumped to a third-floor patio, where they kicked in the windows and entered.

The first person the Seals encountered was a terrified woman, Bin Laden's third wife, Khaira, who ran into the hall. Blinded by a searing white strobe light they shone at her, she stumbled back. A Seal grabbed her by the arm and threw her to the floor.

Bin Laden's bedroom was along a short hall. The door opened; he popped out and then slammed the door shut."Geronimo, Geronimo, Geronimo," radioedone Seal, meaning "eyes on target".

At the same time lights came on from the floor below and Bin Laden's son Khalid came running up the stairs towards the Seals. He was shot dead.

Two Seals kicked in Bin Laden's door. The room, they later recalled, "smelt like old clothing, like a guest bedroom in a grandmother's house". Inside was the Al-Qaeda leader and his youngest wife, Amal, who was screaming as he pushed her in front of him."No, no, don't do this!" she shouted as her husband reached across the king-size bed for his AK-47 assault rifle. The Seals reacted instantly, firing in the same second. One round thudded into the mattress. The other, aimed at Bin Laden's head, grazed Amal in the calf. As his hand reached for the gun, they each fired again: one shot hit his breastbone, the other his skull, killing him instantly and blowing out the back of his head.

Meanwhile Razor 2 was heading for the guesthouse, a low, shoebox-like building, where Bin Laden's courier, Kuwaiti, and his brother lived.

As the helicopter neared, a door opened and two figures appeared, one waving an AK-47. This was Kuwaiti. In the moonless night he could see nothing and lifted his rifle, spraying bullets wildly.

He did not see the Stealth Hawk. On board someone shouted, "Bust him!", and a sniper fired two shots. Kuwaiti was killed, as was the person behind him, who turned out to be his wife. Also on board were a CIA agent, a Pakistani- American who would act as interpreter, and a sniffer dog called Karo, wearing dog body armour and goggles.

Within two minutes the Seals from Razor 2 had cleared the guesthouse and removed the women and children.

They then ran to the main house and entered from the ground floor, checking the rooms. One of Bin Laden's bodyguards was waiting with his AK-47. The Seals shot him twice and he toppled over.

Five minutes into the operation the command Chinook landed outside the compound, disgorging the commanding officer and more men. They blasted through the compound wall and rushed in.

The commander made his way to the third floor, where Bin Laden's body lay on the floor face up. Photographs were taken, and the commander called on his satellite phone to headquarters with the words: "Geronimo Echo KIA" - Bin Laden enemy killed in action. "This was the first time the WhiteHouse knew he was dead and it was probably 20 minutes into the raid," said Pfarrer.

A sample of Bin Laden's DNA was taken and the body was bagged. They kept his rifle. It is now mounted on the wall of their team room at their headquarters in Virginia Beach , Virginia , alongside photographs of a dozen colleagues killed in action in the past 20 years.

At this point things started to go wrong. Razor 1 took off but the top secret"green unit" that controls the electronics failed. The aircraft went into a spin and crashed tail-first into the compound.

The Seals were alarmed, thinking it had been shot down, and several rushed to the wreckage. The crew climbed out, shaken but unharmed.

The commanding officer ordered them to destroy Razor 2, to remove the green unit, and to smash the avionics. They then laid explosive charges.

They loaded Bin Laden's body onto the Chinook along with the cache of intelligence in plastic bin bags and headed toward the USS Carl Vinson. As they flew off they blew up Razor 2. The whole operation had taken 38 minutes.

The following morning White House officials announced that the helicopter had crashed as it arrived, forcing the Seals to abandon plans to enter from the roof. A photograph of the situation room showed a shocked Hillary Clinton, the secretary of state, with her hand to her mouth.

Why did they get it so wrong? What they were watching was live video but it was shot from 20,000ft by a drone circling overhead and relayed in real time to the White House and Leon Panetta, the CIA director, in Langley . The Seals were not wearing helmet cameras, and those watching in Washington had no idea what was happening inside the buildings."They don't understand our terminology, so when someone said the ‘insertion helicopter' has crashed, they assumed it meant on entry," said Pfarrer.

What infuriated the Seals, according to Pfarrer, was the description of the raid as a kill mission."I've been a Seal for 30 years and I never heard the words "kill mission", he said. "It's a Beltway [ Washington insider's] ]fantasy word. If it was a kill mission you don't need Seal Team 6; you need a box of hand grenades."

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Go get em seals!   

Hooah!!

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    You can be sure that this plus the recent Seal Team 6 rescue of that NGO chick in Somalia will be paraded about by Osama come elec...
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    A couple things remain unclear to me: - Why was it decided to use the less stealthy "Stealth Hawk" in lieu of the "Ghost Hawk", be...
20
Dec
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Finally, MAD takes on Obama

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In years past MAD magazine was always a pillar of humor - I mean, was there anything funnier when you were a kid than the MAD "Star Blecch" issue with Mr. Spook, Dr. BeCoy and Captain Kook coming out of the transporter with his hand sticking out of his ear? Unfortunately in recent years MAD has shifted its focus from pure comedy writing and comic genius to taking political stands - usually on the left side of the spectrum. 

So it's strange to see they've chosen to skewer POTUS in their year-ending issue - a bad omen for Osama's - no that's not a typo -  plans for a second term. I don't understand the play on Nirvana's first album, but then again the Dooferbook is not in the business of editorial opinion :-)

10
Sep
4

Psycho political candidate goes viral

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Phil Davison is a passionate man, and wants to be the GOP nominee for Treasurer of Stark County Ohio. Unfortunately, this speech didn't do too much to help convince the GOP Executive Committee who gave the nod to someone else.

He claims to have a Masters degree in communications, but his drivel reminds me more of an old Cheech and Chong skit or that of a professional wrestling promoter. Only dummer.

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    This gets funnier every time I watch it!
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    OMG!!! What an idiot!
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    Gawd...I'm laughing my ass off in some hotel conveniently located about 100 meters from the approach end of 25R at LAX. Good thing...
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1CBftRW0F8&feature=related This about sums up that "El Rey de Douchebags.".....
16
Jul
10

What did we do when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

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 Granted there's an awful lot of politicians out there who possess the intellect of a sack of wet mice, but Sheila Jackson Lee (D-Texas) is well on her way to charter membership in the Dooferbook's Hall of Numbskullery.  She's the one who back in 2005 asked scientists at NASA's Jet Propulsion Lab if the Mars Pathfinder had taken a photograph of the flag Neil Armstrong planted there in 1969. At the time she was a member of the House Science Committee.

Yesterday, the now member of the House Foreign Affairs Committee  offered this stunning bit of insight about Vietnam. For the record, she graduated from Yale in 1972 and went on to earn a law degree from the Univ. of Virginia. Draw your own conclusions about Affirmative Action.

 

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    No, on second thought... Maybe we shouldlet her cross that street by herself...
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PR_rzF8ofw Lost a "w" on the end, and can't figure out how to edit a comment... Rock...
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    This "person" is not competent to run a lemonade stand, or barely, pass out carts at Walmart.. but, its the people of Houston who ...
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PR_rzF8ofw...
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    This youtube video is staggering!!!.... This MORON is on the House Foreign Affairs Committee? I wouldn't let her cross the street ...
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3_3XvDE05M&feature=related...
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bK-Dqj4fHmM haha...
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    Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
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    Was it Over? And it ain't over now. Cause when the going gets tough................................................. Who's with me...
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8lT1o0sDwI Forget it he's rolling.....
26
Dec
1

Dodged Another Bullet...

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Well we dodged another bullet! Though details remain unclear, a man intent on terrorism attempted to incinerate/blowup a Northwest (Delta) flight as it made it's approach into Detroit on Christmas Day.  The media has not disclosed his religious affiliation as of midday on the 26th, but there is the usual speculation that he may be a "radicalized Presbyterian" or a "mad Buddist".  The man originated his travels in Nigeria on KLM Airlines, and connected to  Northwest Airlines  in Amsterdamistan.  The suspect had lived and studied for a period of time in Londonistan, and is reported to have recently visited the peace-loving country of Yemen.  Authorities are disclosing that he has been on a watch list for the last two years as having suspicious ties to murky figures of no partcular religious affiliation.        As to why this man with the funny sounding (for a Presbyterian) name waited 7 hours aboard the transAtlantic flight before attempting to explode his device over the Detroit metro area? - it is a mystery.  Experts agree that an exploding A-330 would actually have done little damage to most parts of Detroit, and any fires ignited by a crash may have gone unnoticed for days.
     TSA officials caution passengers to expect more rigorous screening at airports, especially for people with a military background, or from the midwest or lower Alabama.... as they are already highly suspect.  The elderly are urged to leave at home all blood pressure and heart medicines that could be construed as chemicals possibly used in bombmaking.  Any passengers with physical infirmities requiring wheelchairs or crutches are urged to leave an extra 8 hours early in anticipation of delays at airport screenings.  But on a happy note, able bodied passengers traveling to or from Yemen (on vacation) should not expect any delays!

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    Aw c'mon Beav, enough with the Monday morning quarterbacking. It's not like there were any flags that would have allowed security...
25
Sep
2

Kids and politics pt.2

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Last year before the election we reported on the "Obama Youth Junior Fraternity Regiment", a paramilitary-like political youth group  that was set up in a Kansas City charter school. It seems that post-election, the political indoctrination of our kids has reached out to more public schools. The first number in the medley is sung to the tune of "Jesus Loves the Little Children"; the second to "The Battle Hymn of the Republic." Lyrics follow...

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Lyrics
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Song 1:
Mm, mmm, mm!
Barack Hussein Obama

He said that all must lend a hand
To make this country strong again
Mmm, mmm, mm!
Barack Hussein Obama

He said we must be fair today
Equal work means equal pay
Mmm, mmm, mm!
Barack Hussein Obama

He said that we must take a stand
To make sure everyone gets a chance
Mmm, mmm, mm!
Barack Hussein Obama

He said red, yellow, black or white
All are equal in his sight
Mmm, mmm, mm!
Barack Hussein Obama

Yes!
Mmm, mmm, mm
Barack Hussein Obama

Song 2:
Hello, Mr. President we honor you today!
For all your great accomplishments, we all doth say "hooray!"

Hooray, Mr. President! You're number one!
The first black American to lead this great nation!

Hooray, Mr. President we honor your great plans
To make this country's economy number one again!

Hooray Mr. President, we're really proud of you!
And we stand for all Americans under the great Red, White, and Blue!

So continue ---- Mr. President we know you'll do the trick
So here's a hearty hip-hooray ----

Hip, hip hooray!
Hip, hip hooray!
Hip, hip hooray!

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    Mmm, mmm, mm!
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    I would have thought they'd have used the tune from "Deutchland Uber Alles"!!
10
Sep
0

Another 'Famiy Values' hypocrite

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From the "no feat is worth a damn until your friends know about it" department comes CA Assemblyman Mike Duvall - a self-proclaimed "family values" politician - bragging to a colleague about porking some young lobbyist. What really bothers me is the obvious corruption this douchebag must be involved in if he's boning lobbyists. Off with his head, I say!

20
Aug
1

Libya embraces Obama's "change"

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The Lockerbie bomber was released from jail today and returned home to Tripoli. Obama of course vehemently 'objected' to the release, and implored the Libyans not to greet the little prick as a conquering hero. So what did they do? They gave him a hero's welcome!

Back in the old days our Commander in Chief would have scrambled some Eagles, intercepted the aircraft, arrested the terrorist swine and made him serve out the rest of his sentence in some ass-pounding prison. Who needs change?

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    I smell a rat. Any chance this guy makes a remarkable recovery from his terminal cancer? Any chance his release was really a quid ...
29
Jun
1

Religion - last refuge for a scoundrel?

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Jon Stewart described SC Gov Mark Sanford as "just another conservative mind with a liberal penis", while Sanford's 'spiritual adviser' says the whole affair is simply a case of Sanford being caught up by "the power of darkness." The deaths of MJ, Farrah and Billy Mays knocked the scandal from the front page, but anxiously awaited photos of 'that other woman' surfaced over the weekend. Yesterday the spiritual adviser, Warren "Cubby" Culbertson, was flapping his gums about what a really good Christian Sanford really is.

Cubby was the group leader of a bible study group known as the Round Table, which offers a "boot camp" for couples undergoing marital strain. Sanford and his wife signed up for this back in January - right after his wife busted him with emails professing his undying love for his Argentinian hose bag. Apparently after several sessions his wife Jenny saw through the bullshit and booted him out of the house...

Which brings up one of Spike's undeniable corollaries to human behavior: Show me a born-again Christian and I'll show you some guy who can't handle his booze,  got caught cheating on his wife...or both!

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    Dead on balls accurate corollary there Spike. The biggest blowhards about morality and virtue (someone else's) are usually the on...
29
Jun
0

Another test, and he better no blow it!

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The recent coup in Honduras had been brewing for quite a while. As President Manuel Zelaya approached the end of his term, he sought a public referendum to amend the constitution to allow multiple terms and pave the way for even more socialist reforms in the country. The problem was that Zelaya - a big fan of that rude, chubby little bastard Chavez - dismissed a ruling from his own supreme court that declared such referenda illegal under the Honduran constitution. Bingo, presto - you're outta there! Military coups in Central America are nothing new - hell, Chiquita Banana's parent company United Fruit orchestrated a CIA-backed coup in Guatemala back in 1954 - so why should we care?

Honduras is a poor nation that is stuck in the third-world rut. In its favor are some of the best cigars, coffee, scuba diving and beaches anywhere - along with some of the nicest folks you'll ever meet.  Hoping to even the huge economic divide between classes, they foolishly elected a socialist president in 2006 who (like Chavez), wanted to become a dictator for life by changing the constitution for his own benefit. Sound familiar?

The military did what I hope our own military would do someday if this country reaches the point of putting one man above our laws and Constitution - they marched in, arrested the guy, and then handed power back over to the congress. This is not your father's Latin American coup by any stretch - if anything, it's a prime example of how a military should act in a democracy when despots seek to abridge the law.

Chavez has threatened military action to restore Zelaya to his burgeoning throne, and since he's spent billions buying Russian arms the last few years, it probably wouldn't take long for Venezuela to beat the snot out of the Honduran military. That of course would set a really bad precedent and do away with what's left of the Monroe Doctrine should Obama fail to act. The Monroe Doctrine was invoked to keep European powers out of our back yard - powers precisely like Russia who through proxy would have a foothold in the one country in which I'm seriously considering retiring!

26
Jun
2

He's gunning for the fighters

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Obama is threatening to veto next year's defense appropriation bill - unless Congress pulls back on their plan to buy more F-22's and fund the development of secondary-source engines for the F-35. Obama has already capped production of the F-22 at 187, but the House wants to add 12 more. The USMC has called for development of a secondary engine for the F-35, a smart move considering the entire fleet could easily find itself grounded should the P&W F135 develop problems down the road.

 Considering the state of the F-15 fleet - 2/3 of which remain grounded, with 800 progged for the boneyard by 2024 - are 187 front-line fighters enough to make you feel safe?

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    Sadly, it seems my April Fool's spoof will come to fruition: [url]http://www.dooferbook.com/index.php?option=com_myblog&show=Obam...
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    Front Line fighters??!!!! Who needs front line fighters? This country is letting it's liberties vanish with hardly a whimper, we...
09
Jun
0

Jewish kids sound off on Obama's trip to Cairo

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26
May
0

Bring it on, tough guy

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Everyone's favorite little despot is apparently alive and well, and he's on a mission - a mission to...uh...hey, what's he trying to prove?

Kim Jong-il is snarling  his teeth at the US, his southern neighbors and anyone who will listen. He's blowing up nukes and shooting off Estes rockets again to put some bite behind his bark - and once again starting to piss off the world. Today he announced that the North will no longer honor the 1953 Armistice, a move paramount to redeclaring war on the South.

Perhaps Hillary can craft a little peace deal with the North like her husband did over a decade ago. And hey, let's get the UN in on this too...But wait, why is this even happening? I mean, wasn't Bush 43 the only reason Kim, Mahmoud and Osama ever got their panties in a twist?  I thought the  election of Barrack Obama was supposed to put an end to all this international nastiness. Did they not get the word? 

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Speaking of Korea, did you see that 7'2" Korean behemoth that put the beater on Jose Canseco in his MMA debut the other night?  Looks like all those roids didn't help much!

22
May
0

Fitting end to a scoundrel

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Former South Korean President  Roh Moo-hyun, mired in a bribery scandal from his years in office, snuffed himself out  yesterday with a leap from a 100-foot cliff. Wouldn't it be nice if our own corrupt politicians took a cue from this guy ?

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14
May
3

Scoundrel can't even lie well!

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    The video reminds me of John Lovitz playing the liar on SNL.
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    50 - 1 the "staffperson" gets the shaft as the loathsome creature attempts to flee the flames...
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    Well that certainly clears that up..........NOT! She has been one of the many loathsome creatures in Washington gleefully pourin...
16
Apr
2

Oooh, that hurts!

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Times certainly have changed under the new Administration - especially when the President of France is dissing the POTUS for being a wimp. Pres. Sarkozy went on a rant about Obama yesterday, issuing a scathing quote:

 "But he was elected two months ago and had never run a ministry. There are a certain number of things on which he has no position. And he is not always up to standard on decision-making and efficiency."

Sarkozy is of course just a politician, and there's rarely any real meat behind what a politician says these days. Some see such comments as an end to the Obama honeymoon, others as evidence that the US is in certain decline. Liberals were aghast that their man was insulted and conservatives cheered the remarks; but what the news wiresle left out was the real meat behind the Sarkozy story - his wife! Esp. compared to FLOTUS!

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    Looks like she's about to have a Paris hilton moment: Carla's agony as intimate photos of her with ex-lover are stolen in raid on...
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    SCHWING!!!!
02
Apr
0

Further evidence...

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...of the new Administration's efforts to squash our 2nd Amendment rights. First up was  H.R. 45, a bill put forth to institute onerous firearm licensing and registration restrictions.   Next DOD announced it will no longer sell spent ammunition casings to ammunition reloaders, a move that instantly ratcheted down the supply of .223/5.56 ammo. Prices for AR-15 type munitions have already nearly doubled in the last couple of years, and now it's almost impossible to even find bulk ammo anywhere.

While the rest of the anti-gun lobby is busy whipping up the latest incarnation of the "assault weapons ban", the government has been busy putting forth an incredible bit 'doublethink' - the notion that 90% of all guns used by Mexican drug gangs originate in the US. What they don't tell you (but fully know and undertsand to be the truth) is that 90% of traceable guns come from north of the border. Most guns that bad guys use are of course not traceable, so the real number of US guns floating around in Mexico is only about 17%.

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17
Mar
0

Because I can, I MUST!

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One of the best quotes from this video.  Nuff said....

http://www.warriorsthefilm.com/Movie.html

04
Mar
0

Is there no end to the Douchery?

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Why is this guy smiling? He hasn't paid any income tax for two years, that's why! Taking a cue from other Democratic scoundrels like Daischle and Geithner,  Georgia State Senator Robert Brown is one of 22 GA legislators who have either not filed or not paid state and federal income tax, some for several years. This number represents almost 10% of the entire legislature! For obvious reasons, Brown has been busy fighting a new Georgia senate rule that allows harsh punitive action against such douchebags.

No doubt he will easily win re-election next year...

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02
Mar
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If you think things are bad here...

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...get a load of what showed up in Ciudad Juarez, Mexico this morning. Sister city to El Paso and home to many fine donkey shows frequented over the years by thousands of military personnel, Juarez lately has been taken over by drug gangs. In an effort to squash the epidemic of assaults, murders and kidnappings, Los Federales called in the cavalry and the first of up to 5000 troops began arriving today. Mexico currently has 45,000 troops deployed around the country to fight the drug war.

Wonder how long it will be after the impending Tea Party before we start to see the same in the US?

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27
Feb
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Political Science for Dummies

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DEMOCRAT

 

You have two cows.
Your neighbor has none. 
You feel guilty for being successful.
 
You push for higher taxes so the government can provide cows for everyone. 
 

 

REPUBLICAN

 

You have two cows. 
Your neighbor has none.
So?
  
  

 

SOCIALIST

 

You have two cows.
The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor. 
You form a cooperative to tell him how to manage his cow.
 
  

 

COMMUNIST

 

You have two cows.
The government seizes both and provides you with milk. 
You wait in line for hours to get it.
It is expensive and sour.
 
  

 

CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE

 

You have two cows.
You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows.
 
  

 

BUREAUCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE

 

You have two cows.
Under the new farm program the government pays you to shoot one, milk the other, and then pours the milk down the drain.
 
  

 

AMERICAN CORPORATION

 

You have two cows.
You sell one, lease it back to yourself and do an IPO on the 2nd one. 
You force the two cows to produce the milk of four cows. 

You are surprised when one cow drops dead. 
You spin an announcement to the analysts stating you have downsized and are reducing expenses. 
Your stock goes up. 
  

 

FRENCH CORPORATION

 

You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows. 
You go to lunch and drink wine.
Life is good.
 
  

 

JAPANESE CORPORATION

 

You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. 
They learn to travel on unbelievably crowded trains.
Most are at the top of their class at cow school.
 
 

 

 

GERMAN CORPORATION

 

You have two cows. 
You engineer them so they are all blond, drink lots of beer, give excellent quality milk, and run a hundred miles an hour. 
Unfortunately they also demand 13 weeks of vacation per year.
 
  

 

ITALIAN CORPORATION

 

You have two cows but you don't know where they are. 
You break for lunch.
Life is good.
 
 

 

RUSSIAN CORPORATION

 

You have two cows.
You have some vodka.
You count them and learn you have five cows. 
You have some more vodka.
You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. 
The Mafia shows up and takes over however many cows you really have.
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TALIBAN CORPORATION

 

You have all the cows in   Afghanistan  , which are two. 
You don't milk them because you cannot touch any creature'
private parts.
You get a $40 million grant from the US government to find alternatives to milk production but use the money to buy weapons.
 
  

 

IRAQI CORPORATION

 

You have two cows.
They go into hiding. 
They send radio tapes of their mooing.
 
 

 


POLISH CORPORATION

 

You have two bulls.
Employees are regularly maimed and killed attempting to milk them.
 
 

 

BELGIAN CORPORATION

 

YOu have one cow.
The cow is schizophrenic.
Sometimes the cow thinks he's French, other times he's Flemish. 
The Flemish cow won't share with the French cow.
The French cow wants control of the Flemish cow's milk. 
The cow asks permission to be cut in half.
The cow dies happy.
 
 

 

FLORIDA CORPORATION

 

You have a black cow and a brown cow.
Everyone votes for the best looking one. 
Some of the people who actually like the brown one best accidentally vote for the
 black one.
Some people vote for both.
Some people vote for neither.
Some people can't figure out how to vote at all.
Finally, a bunch of guys from out-of-state tell you which one you think is the best-looking co w.
 
 

 

CALIFORNIA CORPORATION

 

You have millions of cows. 
They make real
  California  cheese. 
Only five speak English.
Most are illegal.
Arnold likes the ones with the big udders.

 

 

 

   
 
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Feb
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Confused about all this stimulus spending?

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Glenn Beck isn't, and whether you're a fan of his or not, this video puts it all in perspetive.  Courtesy of Rock.

[ed. note: I have no doubt supporters of Obama's economic policy will dismiss this as 'right-wing' propaganda, but facts are facts!] 

 

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15
Feb
1

This Has to End Badly...

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I don't think many people get it when it comes to the US economy. The latest trillion-dollar spending spree is a drop in the bucket compared to the nation's overall balance sheet, which the extremely sobering article below points out. Today's national debt - in other words Uncle Sam's actual bank balance - stands at minus $65.5 trillion (that's 6.55x10^ 16) - more than the GDP of the entire world!!! Divide that by 300 million or so legal residents, and it comes out to $218.3 million  per person! Ignorance is bliss I guess, but you have to agree that this can't end well...

 

 

Federal obligations exceed world GDP
Does $65.5 trillion terrify anyone yet?


Posted: February 13, 2009
11:35 pm Eastern

By Jerome R. Corsi
© 2009 WorldNetDaily

As the Obama administration pushes through Congress its $800 billion deficit-spending economic stimulus plan, the American public is largely unaware that the true deficit of the federal government already is measured in trillions of dollars, and in fact its $65.5 trillion in total obligations exceeds the gross domestic product of the world.

The total U.S. obligations, including Social Security and Medicare benefits to be paid in the future, effectively have placed the U.S. government in bankruptcy, even before new continuing social welfare obligation embedded in the massive spending plan are taken into account.

The real 2008 federal budget deficit was $5.1 trillion, not the $455 billion previously reported by the Congressional Budget Office, according to the "2008 Financial Report of the United States Government" as released by the U.S. Department of Treasury.

The difference between the $455 billion "official" budget deficit numbers and the $5.1 trillion budget deficit cited by "2008 Financial Report of the United States Government" is that the official budget deficit is calculated on a cash basis, where all tax receipts, including Social Security tax receipts, are used to pay government liabilities as they occur.

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    Its all monopoly money (or soon will be)anyway. A quick scan of the linked balance sheet shows some dire projections 20-30 years ...
04
Feb
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Dumber than Dirt

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Taking a page from classic Liberal Hyperbole 101, our esteemed Madame Speaker of the House revealed just how screwed up things are on the Hill, esp. in regard to the Great Socialist Spending Spree. Seriously, 500 million jobs per month?

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23
Jan
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Pickin' on the New Guy

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I just can't help it, this feeling of WTF has happened to our country since the 2008 election. This blurb, from The Smoking Gun, brings to light the latest rave in Obama-mania - a new brand of heroin named for our newly-crowned ruler:

 

 

The Audacity Of Dope

Cops: New York dealers sold heroin branded with president's name

JANUARY 23--Add heroin to the scores of products that have been branded with President Barack Obama's name. Cops in upstate New York this week broke up a drug ring that allegedly sold heroin under several brand names, including "Obama." As seen in Sullivan County Sheriff's Office photos, the president's surname was stamped in red ink on small glassine wrappers that were peddled by street dealers. Investigators arrested five suspects for their alleged roles in the narcotics distribution activity. The branding of illicit drugs is a favorite of pushers, who have previously sold bin Laden heroin, Harry Potter Ecstasy, bricks of Teletubbies cocaine, and green-tinted crack in recognition of St. Patrick's Day. (2 pages)

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01
Dec
3

An Odd Gang

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 Today is the runoff election to determine who will be the next Senator from the state of Georgia. The incumbent, Sen. Saxby Chambliss, finished a titch ahead of his Demcratic challenger Jim Martin in the November general election, but because he couldn't carry 50% of the vote plus 1 (there was also a Libertarian candidate who took a few % of the vote), he was forced into a runoff.

 

Martin is one of those, uh, 'ho-hum' guys who seems to lack much of a personality and probably was on the receiving end of a whole bunch of wedgies in high school. So who does he team up with on the eve of the runoff election? Rappers T.I., Young Jeezy, and Ludacris (plus posse), of course! The only thing missing from this photo is Mike Tyson and Don King!

Can you blame him though? Who's going to fight their way through these ganstas to give him his long-overdue wedgie? But have you ever seen a more ridiculous political photo op?

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  • Devilpup
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    Mos def dogg, 'dem be his new ninjas/canandians. They gonna roll deep and smoke fat blunts. This is a great find, haha.
  • Beak
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    Have your posse call my posse...
  • Spike
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    A moot point now that Chambliss won an overhwelming majority, but do ya think Martin will continue to pal around with Ludacris?...
09
Nov
3

Another Douchebag Politician!

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 Meet Steve Lipski, a Jersey City Councilman charged with simple asssault for whipping his hog out and drenching concertgoers from the balcony of a DC nightclub.

Despite being caught in the act by staffers, Lipski is going the "deny everything" route and claiming that what actually happened was an accidental drink spill from the balcony, and that no piss was involved. In a statement made to reporters, Lipski added, "I've resolved not to touch alcohol again." What a douche!

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    Douche Bag ... or ... Piddle Pack?
  • Webmaster
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    Hey, we've all had "nights that never happened", and this guy once again proved that "Spike's Corollary" - which states 99% of all...
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    Thankfully he has seen the Light! I too have resolved on occasion to, "not to touch alcohol again"... Here's to all who have ever...
02
Nov
3

WTFO!

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Can anyone 'splain to me what Obama means when he says he wants a "Civilian National Security Force" that is "just as powerful.. as the military"?!!! 

Does he mean a paramilitary group much like the Civil Air Patrol?   "Just as strong as the military" sounds a lot more like the Sturmabteilung  (SA) or the Schutzstaffel (SS).  Anyone else get a little chill there for a moment?  Nuclear armed Praetorian Guard?

Either this guy has some evil things in mind, or he has no clue to the implications of some of his statements... either way I get more scared-er every day!

And this surfaces ONE day before the election?  WTFO!!!

 

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    Well, there you have it. Ask not what your country can do for you... The Great Society... ANYTHING related to Jimmy Carter... An...
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    Check this out Beav!
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    Get ready for a whole slew of "change" if this guy gets elected. This one seems pretty retarded, though it's probably nothing more...
09
Oct
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The New Messiah?

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According to everyone's favorite Nation of Islam leader, Screwy Louie Farrakhan, Barack Obama is the next messiah! And I thought he was just another politician. Republican or Democrat, they're all the same...the same douchebags we all knew in high school who ran for Student Council and spent many a day on the receiving end of a wedgy in the bathroom. The kids who got all emotional and testy fighting over what the theme for the next Homecoming dance would be, and carried that fight in much larger form to the US Congress. And now we have one who's being deified! YGBSM!