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Jul 13
2010
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Taliban monkey soldiersPosted by: Webmaster on Jul 13, 2010   |
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An online Chinese newspaper recently reported that the Taliban was training monkeys to fight US soldiers in the Afghanistan theater, and supplied "proof" in the two photos at left featuring monkeys at the weapons range. A quote from a 'Taliban insider' reveals the true purpose behind this Top Secret program:
"If a person who loves animals knows the monkeys may be injured in the war, they might pressure the government to force the withdrawal of western forces in Afghanistan." Uhh, yeah.
If you Google "taliban monkey soldiers" you'll see that this somewhat creative bunch of hooey shows signs of going viral, much like the "Midgets vs. Lion" hoax which tore through cyberspace five years ago. And also like the midget article, this one ought to raise the hackles of our friends over at PETA - woo-hoo! Can't wait to see the commercials - maybe these monkeys will just do themselves in like the ones suffering from global warming!
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Beaver
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... Yea, they can strap explosives to these primates....but are these monkeys true believers in ISLAM? (Probably just take a few more bananas!) |
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