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Jun 29
2009
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Religion - last refuge for a scoundrel?Posted by Webmaster in Scoundrels , Politics |
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Jon Stewart described SC Gov Mark Sanford as "just another conservative mind with a liberal penis", while Sanford's 'spiritual adviser' says the whole affair is simply a case of Sanford being caught up by "the power of darkness." The deaths of MJ, Farrah and Billy Mays knocked the scandal from the front page, but anxiously awaited photos of 'that other woman' surfaced over the weekend. Yesterday the spiritual adviser, Warren "Cubby" Culbertson, was flapping his gums about what a really good Christian Sanford really is.
Cubby was the group leader of a bible study group known as the Round Table, which offers a "boot camp" for couples undergoing marital strain. Sanford and his wife signed up for this back in January - right after his wife busted him with emails professing his undying love for his Argentinian hose bag. Apparently after several sessions his wife Jenny saw through the bullshit and booted him out of the house...
Which brings up one of Spike's undeniable corollaries to human behavior: Show me a born-again Christian and I'll show you some guy who can't handle his booze, got caught cheating on his wife...or both!
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