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Dec 26
2009
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Dodged Another Bullet...Posted by Beaver in Terrorist Swine , Politics , Islamism |
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Well we dodged another bullet! Though details remain unclear, a man intent on terrorism attempted to incinerate/blowup a Northwest (Delta) flight as it made it's approach into Detroit on Christmas Day. The media has not disclosed his religious affiliation as of midday on the 26th, but there is the usual speculation that he may be a "radicalized Presbyterian" or a "mad Buddist". The man originated his travels in Nigeria on KLM Airlines, and connected to Northwest Airlines in Amsterdamistan. The suspect had lived and studied for a period of time in Londonistan, and is reported to have recently visited the peace-loving country of Yemen. Authorities are disclosing that he has been on a watch list for the last two years as having suspicious ties to murky figures of no partcular religious affiliation. As to why this man with the funny sounding (for a Presbyterian) name waited 7 hours aboard the transAtlantic flight before attempting to explode his device over the Detroit metro area? - it is a mystery. Experts agree that an exploding A-330 would actually have done little damage to most parts of Detroit, and any fires ignited by a crash may have gone unnoticed for days.
TSA officials caution passengers to expect more rigorous screening at airports, especially for people with a military background, or from the midwest or lower Alabama.... as they are already highly suspect. The elderly are urged to leave at home all blood pressure and heart medicines that could be construed as chemicals possibly used in bombmaking. Any passengers with physical infirmities requiring wheelchairs or crutches are urged to leave an extra 8 hours early in anticipation of delays at airport screenings. But on a happy note, able bodied passengers traveling to or from Yemen (on vacation) should not expect any delays!
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