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Flamethrower vs fire extinguisher The video below was shot with a Phantom HD high-speed camera at 1000 fps. Disregard the actors (who look like they came from the Deliverance set) and the crappy soundtrack ... Tuesday, 31 August 2010	Hello Kitty recruiting ad Fortunately the US Navy doesn't seem to have much trouble attracting new recruits eager to sail off to far away places, meet new people and kill them. Not so for ... Friday, 27 August 2010
Goodbye Lou. Glad to see the Braves beat the Cubs, but 16-5 was a mighty thorough ass whooping. I guess the Cubbies didn't feel the need to win one last one for Lou. ... Monday, 23 August 2010	It's a sad day On the one hand it sure is great that my knee is doing better and I'll probably be back to work pretty soon. On the other hand, I have to go ... Monday, 23 August 2010
Spiderman catch! Fall is right around the corner, and the Doofergods are starting to get getting excited about the hometown Braves' chances in the postseason. While the video below has little to ... Monday, 23 August 2010	WTFO So the Braves have this fantastic home winning streak going. The Day arrives that I have tix for the game and guess what? Derek Lowe stunk up the place, Farnsworth ... Thursday, 19 August 2010
WSO's revenge No idea were this was taken, but it appears legit...wonder how the debrief w... Thursday, 19 August 2010	Not everyone can be 'Maverick' Proving that there still is hope for today's fighter pilots in Obama's kinder and friendlier military, the boys of VFA-136, NAS Oceana, are facing a potential lawsuit for "workplace harassment." ... Saturday, 14 August 2010
El Rey de Douchebags...... well..... at least for El Rey de Douchebags.... Another Ballerina loses ... Monday, 9 August 2010	New York Sprinkler conspiracy!!!!!!!!! Big Sprinkler and Bloomberg have secret plan to keep water wet,.................... in NYC ponds!!!!!!!! You have been ... Monday, 9 August 2010
The end of the world as we know it? Saber Qashor, a 30 yr. old Palestinian man, was recently sentenced to 18 months in an Israeli hoosegow. His crime? "Rape by deception", or lying through his teeth to some ... Thursday, 29 July 2010	3D wars heating up! 3D entertainment technology has made leaps and bounds over the last few years, and the new wave of products represent a giant stride forward in the quest for a functioning ... Friday, 23 July 2010

Bad pirates Cruise Ship Hero Fought Off Pirates With Deck ChairWednesday, April 29, 2009 A British vacationer is being hailed a hero after he thwarted gun-toting pirates attacking a cruise s... Wednesday, 29 April 2009	Douchebag Alert! Douchebag Alert! Tuesday, 6 May 2008
The "Black" National Anthem? Wednesday, 2 July 2008	Stupid is as Stupid does What the hell is wrong with these guys? If you're an alchie, get some friggen help and quit ruining layovers for the rest of us...Pilot arrested after failing breath test minutes ... Wednesday, 20 May 2009
Not everyone can be 'Maverick' Proving that there still is hope for today's fighter pilots in Obama's kinder and friendlier military, the boys of VFA-136, NAS Oceana, are facing a potential lawsuit for "workplace harassment." ... Saturday, 14 August 2010	World's Greatest Air Force Wednesday, 9 January 2008
AF History, 6 August Tuesday, 5 August 2008	Kids and Politics I'm trying to stay out of the political arena this fall but with so much buffoonery, idiocy and douchery going around on both sides sometimes it's tough. Today's blog considers ... Sunday, 5 October 2008
Bye bye Black Sheep, RIP Col. Kenneth L. Reusser, the U.S. Marine Corps' most decorated pilot ever, passed away recently at age 89. Reusser flew 253 combat missions spanning WWII, Korea and Vietnam, earning 59 ... Wednesday, 1 July 2009	Zingo! Ok, feature this: You're out with the boys on a Friday night or even New Year's Eve. Despite your solemn promises to your wife to regulate your alcohol intake and switch ... Saturday, 27 December 2008
A Double Douche Treat! Thursday, 12 June 2008	The Bacon Explosion! I found another damn-the-cholesterol recipe the other day that should more than make up for the rather disappointing "Death by Bacon" one posted earlier. The problem with the original DBB ... Tuesday, 17 February 2009

USAF Douchebag of the Year "As an F-15 pilot, Capt. Dustin Ripley is a powerful and intimidating foe in the skies. But if you play with his hair, he'll "turn into a puddle." Capt. Ripley n... Thursday, 1 May 2008	When waterboarding was child's play I am admittedly late to Werner Herzog's party for the release of his Dieter Dengler documentary which premiered in 1979, but, oh, what a story. Shot down over Laos in ... Tuesday, 16 March 2010
Inflation Hits Home this Halloween I wanted to find something different to wear this Halloween, and set my sights on finding a costume that would bring a smile to my kids' faces. The Gorn was ... Thursday, 2 October 2008	1st Try My 5th "First" try to post a video to The Doofer Book... (I'm not a smart man). This video reminded me of my first assignment in USAFE. when Nina was ... Sunday, 1 March 2009
The Mitchell Report The whining coming from the NYC talk stations is that the Red Sox were favored due to Mitchell's involvement with Boston, and that the report will is biased against the ... Wednesday, 12 December 2007	How To Get Your Ass Kicked Wednesday, 9 January 2008
AF History, 27 October 27 Oct 1962, Cuban Missile Crisis/First Air Force Cross. Major Rudolf Anderson, Jr., flying a U-2 reconnaissance mission over Cuba, was shot down by an SA-2. Anderson died when shrapnel ... Sunday, 26 October 2008	Kim Jong-il Dead? According to a new book by a Japanese professor who specializes in Korean affairs, one of the fearless leaders of the Axis of Evil died of diabetes-related complications back i... Sunday, 7 September 2008
The Girls of Ryanair! I don't know about you, but these don't look like the skyhags at my a... Monday, 10 November 2008	One shit-hot guy! Rock made the call early on in an email he sent out this afternoon:"Want to bet USAir had at least one fighter pilot at work today?"Kudos to Captain Chesley B. ... Thursday, 15 January 2009
The Perfect Day Oldie, but still a goodie...The Perfect Day for a woman:08:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses08:30 Weigh in 5 lbs lighter than yesterday08:45 Breakfast in bed, freshly squeezed orange juice ... Friday, 30 November 2007	Polar Bears and 'Global Warming' Pt. 2 Last February we reported on a TV commercial featuring amateurish CGI animals choosing to do themselves in rather than face life on a planet Earth rapidly morphing into Thunderdome - ... Tuesday, 24 November 2009