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Idiots, buffoons, douchebags - what's the difference?

Idiot: Someone who acts before they think, not that thinking would have helped as idiots are generally severely lacking in brain power
Buffoon: An idiot who has no clue his actions and/or decisions are idiotic
Douchebag: Someone who knowingly acts like an idiot to the detriment of his fellow human being

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