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Idiots, buffoons, douchebags - what's the difference?

Idiot: Someone who acts before they think, not that thinking would have helped as idiots are generally severely lacking in brain power
Buffoon: An idiot who has no clue his actions and/or decisions are idiotic
Douchebag: Someone who knowingly acts like an idiot to the detriment of his fellow human being

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What are "Kim's Tweets"? Why do you include propaganda from a sworn enemy of the United States?

Kims's Tweets are twitter.com feeds from the KCNA, the North Korean official news agency, and many of them are hilarious. (Especially entertaining are the occasional ones that report on his heroic golf outings, where he averages several hole-in-one's a round!) In many ways, Kim Jong Il represents the perfect blend of an idiocy, buffoonery and douchebaggery!

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