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- Published on Saturday, 19 September 2009 20:55
Just in case 'bromances' and 'manscaping' haven't yet induced a painful bout of acid reflux and sent your innards hurtling up your throat, take a look at "Nax". Nax is the latest in 'synthetic humanoid' love doll technology, created for discriminating females who are sick of the old in-out with a real live man. Created with a decidely metro, euro-fag look - shaved body hair, well-groomed eyebrows, and a ponytail - German manufacturer First Androids claims Nax is a "giant of a man with athletic appeal" and sports an "automatically soaring penis." Nax is fully animatronic and sells for about $11,000. Nax also completes my 'metrosexual trifecta' rant. As you were...