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Dec 03
2009

Tiger Woods v2.0

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We try to stay away from celebrity scandal here at the Dooferbook, as worship of famous people is a completely mind-numbing pursuit that takes away from normal everyday activities like sleeping late and drinking beer. In case you aren't up to speed with the leading news story in the world, it seems Tiger Woods has been busy putting that big fat wallet to work, laying miles and miles of pipe along the lonely road of the PGA tour. As all his conquests of Christmases past began oozing from the woodwork, his wife got wind of  his romps and did what no other player on the PGA tour has been able to do: beat the snot out of him with a golf club. While I'll leave it to the mainstream press to keep you up to date on the latest misdeeds of Tiger, I thought I'd share a clip from a Chinese news station covering the big story. Not content with simply reporting the news, these guys created a 3D re-enactment of the events of  last weekend, complete with some pretty nifty CGI that makes the animation efforts of our global warming friends look even further amateurish. How long until we see this kind of reporting in our media? Has China ushered in a new era of newspeak?

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Beaver said:

Beaver
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Here's a few good one-liners re: Tiger and his travails:

What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? . . . Tiger can drive a ball more than 400 yards.

Ping just offered Elin Woods an endorsement contract pushing her own set of drivers. They're said to named Elin Woods . . .
”the clubs you can beat Tiger with.”

News travels fast. The Chinese are already making a movie about Tiger Woods’ crash.
They are calling it, “Scratching Swede, Lying Tiger,” or alternately “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant”?

What do you buy a Tiger for Christmas? . . . a new windshield!

Tiger is now in trouble with his sponsor Gillette because he said that “this was the closest shave I have had yet.”

Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger’s wife to pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger.

Tiger crashed his car because he was in a rush to move on to the second hole.

Tiger uses clubs to hit golf balls while his wife uses clubs to hit tigers balls.

Just because you’re the World’s #1 Golfer, doesn’t mean you can’t be beaten by your wife.
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