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Nov 23
2009

Polar Bears and 'Global Warming' Pt. 2

Posted by Webmaster in ManBearPig , Global Warming , Douchebags

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Last February we reported on a TV commercial featuring amateurish CGI animals choosing to do themselves in rather than face life on a planet Earth rapidly morphing into Thunderdome - thanks of course to man-made Global Warming. The 60-sec. bit starred a chimp, a kangaroo, and what now seems to be the GW lobby's cause celeb - the polar bear, all using creative ways to off themselves.  Evidently they had enough of these bears left over for a new GW group, www.planestupid.com  (a bunch of nuts who want to ban aviation),  to make a new shock ad featuring last winter's survivors yet again snuffing it, this time by hurtling themselves off of skyscrapers. Where's ManBearPig when you need him?

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