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Jan 20
2010

2009 Douchebag of the Year

Posted by Webmaster in Metros , Fail , Douchebags

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Details.com has published an exclusive interview with "Markus", the Shady Lady Ranch's first legal male hooker thanks to Nevada's recent approval of male prostitution. Markus is a 25 yr.old ex- Marine who was  booted out of the Corps after two years on an 'other than honorable' for unspecified offences. Markus considers himself a pathfinder of civil rights in the mold of a Rosa Parks, and prefers to be called a 'gigolo' rather than a prostitute. "This isn't about selling my body. This is about changing social norms." Deep!

The Doofergods think Markus offers a poor alternative to  Nax , for those women who, ah, well...


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