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Nov 23
2009

Polar Bears and 'Global Warming' Pt. 2

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Last February we reported on a TV commercial featuring amateurish CGI animals choosing to do themselves in rather than face life on a planet Earth rapidly morphing into Thunderdome - thanks of course to man-made Global Warming. The 60-sec. bit starred a chimp, a kangaroo, and what now seems to be the GW lobby's cause celeb - the polar bear, all using creative ways to off themselves.  Evidently they had enough of these bears left over for a new GW group, www.planestupid.com  (a bunch of nuts who want to ban aviation),  to make a new shock ad featuring last winter's survivors yet again snuffing it, this time by hurtling themselves off of skyscrapers. Where's ManBearPig when you need him?

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Webmaster said:

November 24, 2009

Webmaster said:

Webmaster
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On second thought when I listen to the sound I think they're being tossed out of airplanes from the sky. Makes sense with the group's agenda.
November 24, 2009

Beak said:

Beak
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Cool ... But how did the bears get in those buidings?
November 23, 2009

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