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Stumble Upon

Webmaster — Wed, 24 Feb 2010 15:53:28 +0100

One of the big reasons it's been so quiet around here at the Dooferbook is Stumble Upon, a powerful internet search engine that serves up random sites based on categories you choose. There is a whole community of Stumblers out there who collectively recommend best-of-the-web type sites, offering high doses of virtual Zoloft to cure your 'I've reached the end of the internet' blueRead More...

Raise a glass to the first black ace!

Webmaster — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 21:51:59 +0100

LTC Lee Archer, the first and only Tuskegee airman to become an ace, passed away this week at the age of 90. In 1942 Archer was assigned to the 302nd Fighter Squadron in Italy flying the P-39. The unit later converted to P-51's and Archer was credited with downing five German aircraft, including 3 Me-109's on one sortie in October 1944. The highly decorated fighter pilot (including the DFC and 18 Air MedalRead More...

2009 Douchebag of the Year

Webmaster — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 21:17:17 +0100

Details.com has published an exclusive interview with "Markus", the Shady Lady Ranch's first legal male hooker thanks to Nevada's recent approval of male prostitution. Markus is a 25 yr.old ex- Marine who was booted out of the Corps after two years on an 'other than honorable' for unspecified offences. Markus considers himself a pathfinder of civil rights in the mold of a Rosa Parks, and prefers to Read More...

Japs fightin' back!

Webmaster — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 19:08:06 +0100

Last summer we posted a blurb about "Whale Wars", the Animal Planet reality show that features the trials and tribulations of the Sea Shepherd Conservation Society as they go to "war" against the Japanese whaling fleet. Each week features new episodes of complete buffoonery as the floundering crew of the 'anti-whaling ship' Steve Irwin lobs stink bombs, fires blinding lasers and drops prop-foulRead More...

Dodged Another Bullet...

Steven Kline — Sat, 26 Dec 2009 19:47:10 +0100

Well we dodged another bullet! Though details remain unclear, a man intent on terrorism attempted to incinerate/blowup a Northwest (Delta) flight as it made it's approach into Detroit on Christmas Day. The media has not disclosed his religious affiliation as of midday on the 26th, but there is the usual speculation that he may be a "radicalized Presbyterian"&nRead More...

Merry Christmas

Brian Hood — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 21:37:13 +0100

Merry Christmas to all and to all free health care.................

Dubious - but cool - use of PU Foam

Webmaster — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 15:51:32 +0100

My first experience with polyurethane foam was the first week of UPT when we had our helmets poured over at the Life Support shop. Back then PU foam it was difficult to obtain and expensive, but lately I've used quite a bit of it sealing cracks and gaps while remodeling my house. There's a guy in Lithuania that's taken PU foam modeling to the extreme: He starts with Mercedes CL-klasse coupes and turns them intoRead More...

Tiger Woods v2.0

Webmaster — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 16:27:09 +0100

We try to stay away from celebrity scandal here at the Dooferbook, as worship of famous people is a completely mind-numbing pursuit that takes away from normal everyday activities like sleeping late and drinking beer. In case you aren't up to speed with the leading news story in the world, it seems Tiger Woods has been busy putting that big fat wallet to work, laying miles and miles of pipe alongRead More...

Tarzan goes Viral

Webmaster — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 17:08:51 +0100

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Polar Bears and 'Global Warming' Pt. 2

Webmaster — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 02:09:13 +0100

Last February we reported on a TV commercial featuring amateurish CGI animals choosing to do themselves in rather than face life on a planet Earth rapidly morphing into Thunderdome - thanks of course to man-made Global Warming. The 60-sec. bit starred a chimp, a kangaroo, and what now seems to be the GW lobby's cause celeb - the polar bear, all using creative ways to off themselves. Evidently they had enough of these bears left over for a new GW group, www.planestupid.com (a bunchRead More...

Dooferbook Trifecta!

Webmaster — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 00:50:19 +0100

Steve Burton, a bank clerk in Palm Springs, CA, recently attended his 20th high school reunion. Wanting to make a splash, he came costumed as a highly decorated US Marine LT Colonel, adorned with the Navy Cross, a Bronze Star, Legion of Merit, a Purple Heart, and dozens of other lesser awards. He chronicled his martial exploits on his own blog page, and shared the many heroic 'battles' he fought Read More...

Obama's got his best man on the job

Webmaster — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 02:04:48 +0100

Shortly after Major Hasan shouted "Allahu Akbar" and gunned down dozens of our men and women in a terroristic rampage, the Administration was quick to caution Americans to not "jump to conclusions." Today his fleshy hedgehog of a Homeland Security chief, Janet Napolitano, was out talking the Obama talk - meeting with groups across the country to try to "deflect any backlash against American MuslRead More...

Pictures speak a thousand words.

Michael Curtis — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 05:37:11 +0100

More Halloween goodness

Webmaster — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 14:10:46 +0100

As clever as the illegal alien costume is, I'd be remiss if I didn't mention the twisted Headless Ted Williams costume being sported about in the Hub City. If you recall, when the former USMC fighter pilot and "Greatest Hitter of All-time" passed away back in 2002, his family had his body cryogenically frozen in hopes of someday resurrecting him - or somehow making a buck off Read More...

Halloween goodness

Webmaster — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 16:03:37 +0100

Last year we took a look at one of the all-time favorite unaffordable Halloween costumes not available, the Gorn. This Halloween, a company called Forum Novelties, Inc. has come up with a costume that is guaranteed to be the rave at your next holiday party - and costs just a fraction of that penis-reduction surgery you've been putting off for so long. For 40 bucks, the "Illegal Alien Costume" comesRead More...

High speed photo fun

Webmaster — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 17:23:05 +0100

California photographer Adam Sailer built a high-speed flash unit that can be timed down to the millionth of a second. He added a 40X digital Nikon, an automatic timing mechanism, and a laser triggering device - and now has one kick ass little setup to capture some amazing photos. What to do with such a cool toy? Combine it with a gun of course, and start shooting! Obviously a very clever Read More...

Rocket to nowhere

Webmaster — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 13:06:27 +0100

"We finished the rocketbelt and from then on it was murder, kidnapping and all kinds of other stuff."

Flying cars and rocketbelts were two 'can't miss' products from the pages of Popular Science and James Bond films that were supposed to revolutionize personal travel by the late 20th century. Sadly, none of the predictions came to pass, but the dream was still there for many - including the deveRead More...

Another must-have for Christmas

Webmaster — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 22:59:45 +0100

If you've already made plans to grace your loved ones with the Obama Chia this Chistmas, you might want to consider this little old-time favorite to complement your gift-giving goodness. According to the Sock Obama Co. this exclusive offering " is 'Change You Can Believe In' and is inspiring millions of stuffed animal lovers around the world." The company also offers a "Sock Biden" - withoRead More...

Kids and politics pt.2

Webmaster — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 19:22:28 +0100

Last year before the election we reported on the "Obama Youth Junior Fraternity Regiment", a paramilitary-like political youth group that was set up in a Kansas City charter school. It seems that post-election, the political indoctrination of our kids has reached out to more public schools. The first number in the medley is sung to the tune of "Jesus Loves the Little Children"; the second to "The Battle Hymn of the Republic." Lyrics follow...

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More metro-madness

Webmaster — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 01:55:33 +0100

Just in case 'bromances' and 'manscaping' haven't yet induced a painful bout of acid reflux and sent your innards hurtling up your throat, take a look at "Nax". Nax is the latest in 'synthetic humanoid' love doll technology, created for discriminating females who are sick of the old in-out with a real live man. Created with a decidely metro, euro-fag look - shaved boRead More...