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Nov 12
2009

Dooferbook Trifecta!

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Tagged in: Idiots , Fail , Douchebags , Buffoons

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Steve Burton, a bank clerk in Palm Springs, CA, recently attended his 20th high school reunion. Wanting to make a splash, he came costumed as  a highly decorated US Marine LT Colonel, adorned with the Navy Cross, a Bronze Star, Legion of Merit, a Purple Heart, and dozens of other lesser awards. He chronicled his martial exploits on his own blog page, and shared the many heroic 'battles' he fought in Iraq and Afghanistan. (On his blog, he also appears as a Master Gunnery Sergent, below). Unfortunately for Steve, a classmate of his who also attended the reunion was a real-life Navy Commander. Sensing this guy was more full of shit than a table of six the day after a meal at PF Chang's, Cmdr. Colleen Salonga posed for a photo with him and quickly alerted the FBI.
Steve gets earns the Dooferbook trifecta tag for his blatant buffonery, supreme idiocy,  and indefensible douchery - plus a Fail tag to boot!


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Beaver said:

Beaver
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Probably never crossed his mind it was illegal. I'm sure the FBI will get right on this.... seeing how they aren't busy investigating homegrown jihadists or anything.
November 17, 2009

Rock said:

Rock
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Just my opinion, but looks like this guy needs a good old ass kickin...

Rock
November 15, 2009

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