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Sep 18
2009

Another disturbing trend

Posted by: Webmaster

Tagged in: Metros , Douchebags , Buffoons

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 If the idea of a guys taking out a personal ad for a 'bromance' makes your stomach churn, check out these little news bits that offer more evidence that the 'demanlification' of the world's XY's is more advanced than first thought. For many of us, The 40 Year Old Virgin was our first introduction to the notion of 'manscaping' fashion, a practice on the opposite end of normal hetro male behavior. Most of us probably gave the idea of male waxing a laugh and a cringe and haven't thought much of it since. But two recent media reports indicate that the testosterone world is becoming more unmanly than previously thought:

From the UK Daily Mail: Breast reductions amongst men rocket 1,000 per cent in five years

Breast reduction for men? What's wrong with an old-fashioned benchpress or a P-90X DVD? Penis reduction is one thing to brag about, but breast reduction?

From Fox News: More Men Likely to Groom Their Eyebrows These Days

Eyebrow grooming and elective plastic surgery are nothing new - and generally no big deal -  but these kinds of things were always better left out of the public domain. The big concern is the willingness of today's 'manscapers' to admit this kind of stuff in public - I mean really, has pride itself become a thing of the past?


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Rock said:

Rock
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A real man can appreciate a heartfelt compliment from a bro such as "Nice Pelt".

Rock
September 20, 2009

Beaver said:

Beaver
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A real man grows eyebrows like Brezhnev!!!
September 19, 2009

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